His fast lifstely and rise to the top was recognized in the Yorkshire Evening Press and somewhat glamorized in the sensational Pocklington Post. One headline read "Idiot arrested trying to stab tyre of off duty police mans car with phone on loud while drunk and the knife broke befe.......[EDITORTS NOTE NO SPACE FOR HEADLINE]". The Pocklington Post is famous for underplaying the stories and terrible crime in the vast housing projects in the North of Sherbutgate where dole money is traded for pogs and football stickers in broad daylight.
|This is the first picture of Adam "Mr Big" Peka at the tender age of 4|
After numerous arrests and acquittals at courts across the land Adam became known as Teflon. This had nothing to do with the non stick qualities of the substance according to local cross-dressing street dancer George Oldhouse. Oldhouse told us in an overly manly voice "We called him Teflon after the pan cos he is as ram as a pan! RAM AS A PAN".
|Peka "Walter Red" - pictured at one of his lavish garden parties believed to have cost £34.96. In a show of wealth it is said he would burn wood. - SURVEILLANCE PHOTO COURTESY OF NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE|
|Bullied - One of the outfits used to avoid the horrible children's laughter|
|With Gary Linekar for red nose day - The nose was cleverly stuffed with high quality Peruvian flake. Gary Linekar had no idea.|
|George Clooney - A surprise for Adams birthday|
|Snoop Dogg was the next A list to come and meet Walter Red - Spotted here in Crip Territory (disabled crossing)|
|One of Snopp Doggs "plane ful-o-ho's" - Britney Spears was ridden around the streets by an ADHD riddled Wayne Rooney lookalike. This was described by police as a defiant show of strength|
|The Bribe - Top Cop, Officer Eyedropdsoap gives a thumbs up with a satisfied looking Peka|
|In his pocket - Adam even showed support for crimes against children by posing with Maxine Carr and Patrick Gaviscon. Some say this was to get back at the Junior school bullies?|
|Started from the bottom now we here - Peka flaunts his a-list chums Rapper Eminem & Footballer and shampoo model David Ginola.|
This aint over. Look at this ending as the happy one Adam wanted and the cliff hanger we dreamed of!
Fell free to guess or suggest Adams grizzly demise.
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