Hello and welcome to part two of our "exposing Pocklington's kingpins". If you missed part one on Adam and his rapid rise to the top of one of the worlds most deadly street gang you can find it by clicking here.
|Adam by now was at the complete top of his game - Here he is difiantly "flippin the bird" at a cameraman with 8 mile rapper Eminem and ex football star turned hair model David Ginola.|
|Front Page of the famous World Money Magazine|
It seemed the world was Adams oyster or at least Pocklington was. With invites to posh bistro's that had never been seen in such a deprived area before Adam lapped up the attention. Witnesses at exclusive Homophobic club Judson's reported Peka as "popping bottles all night and a real party animal". We caught up with the Dutch named Judson's owner Ieydnt Lyk-Faygz to confirm Adams lavish behavior. He admitted "yes Adam was drinking coke from a glass bottle as it was on special and i think he sneaked vodka in. His friend was causing problems and dressed inappropriately so they were removed and Adam still owes me the £23.95! I have the receipt here you can take it & What kind of fag orders oak smoked salmon?".
|Adams outstanding balance from one of Yorkshires most established & finest queer stomping grounds.|
|Maron for mayor campaign in Pocklington - He became Pocklington Mayor with a 103% landslide victory|
|George Oldhouse - Entertaining the crowds outside of Franks Kebabs two days before his demise|
It is believed at the height of his power "Walter Red" had contacts as far away as Market Weighton. He also began mixing with local post man smasher Raul Powson who himself admitted thinking he was Raul Moat. Events took an even weirder turn when Peka was invited to a "cops & cocks" party at the masonic lodge. Due to its close proximity to Pocklington junior school he refused to attend unless the school was shut down for the day. In a bungled job to prevent Adam being bullied police got confused and sent event organizer Tony Blair to torch Woldgate B block.
|Blair Blazes B Block - This selfie was sent to the head teacher Jeff "The FertaliseHer" Bower|
|Jeff Bower, selfie response - Furious not to be invited to the party|
|Officer Eyedropdsoap, Walter Red & Senior Officer Stifinger|
|Patrick Gaviscone - Maybe he threw two or three|
Was this enough to woo Maxine? Only time would tell. Adam felt awkward picking the money back up on his knees but needed it to turn on the style further. Peka through his network of underground Pocklington fencers, fraudsters and film producers managed to arrange a meeting in a car park about a bike. One of only 3 bikes in Pocklington (the other two property of Roger Eastmooreland a right wing US patriot born in the UK) this was a status symbol alongside that of the Rockefeller building in New York. He had arranged to meet a keen film producer / fisherman from a landlocked area and Michelle Obama as a witness. The incident in that car park shaped movie culture around the world forever.
|History in the making? - Peka, Maxine Carr, Michelle Obama & Steven Spielberg in the bin area|
|So close to breaking into the market|
|Highlighted in blue - Adams claim to Hollywood|
|Complaints Culture? Think twice - Next episode|